Hello there tourists – did you come to see me? I shall pose beautifully for you, and swim gracefully. And all I need in return is compliments. Capisce???
Oh good, they’ve started clicking away. Crazy humans!
Uh-oh! What do i do? I’m itching terribly and need to use my bill / beak. When do I do it? Not when I’m the centre of attention here. I would be embarrassed if they caught me on camera. Let me trying reaching my wing in an elegant manner.
I hope I look like I’m doing the ballet.
Oh what the hell? I cannot help it. I need to get rid of my itch. Brrrrr….. Need some time underwater.
Aaaah… that is some relief! Now I’m ready to oblige, all poised and calm. What are you grinning at – girl with the camera? Did you capture my ” Brrrrrrrrrrr…” moment? Fie on you! And stop grinning….