Month: February 2012

Evolution – not applicable…

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Evolved or not – ¬†Kids do not change. Their mischief does not change. And the exasperation of parents do not change. Hence it is just natural that some parenting methods just do not change. Some old-fashioned threatening and spanking just do not hurt! As the mother here believes and the little one is about to find out ūüôā

Some old-fashioned parenting
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Life in India… – I

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There are many things that comprise Life in India. One cannot and may not classify them under any one blanket judgement.

Traditional – yes. Freaky modern – also yes. Family bound – yes. Infidelity – also yes. Snow – yes. Greenery -yes. Deserts and thorny landscapes- also yes. Karma – yes. Karmic Yoga – yes. ¬†Corrupt politicians – also yes. Astrology – yes. Occult-yes. Feng Shui and Tarot cards – also yes. Religion- yes¬†Atheism¬†– also yes.The Audi Q7 – yes. Bullock carts at a traffic signal – also yes. Aishwarya Rai – yes. Innumerable village beauties- also yes. ¬†Joint families – yes. Living in with partners – (more recently) yes! … and the list goes on. What I propose to do in this series (if it comes to that) is to highlight a facet of Life in India each time – sometimes great stuff and sometimes not so great.

DRIVING IN INDIA

To drive a vehicle in India you need special skill sets. Not everyone are equipped with those. According to popular belief – for driving you need hand-to-eye coordination, good judgement on the roads, adherence to traffic rules, and maybe a little bit of first-aid knowledge . In India, you need all this and more. I reiterate.

1.What would you do if – you are in a car going in one direction, and find yourself sandwiched between two huge luxury buses that are going in the opposite direction, trying to overtake each other – and therefore converging towards your car? Hand-to-eye co-ordination? I think not.

2.What would you do if – the bike rider behind you decides to squeeze past in the unbelievably small gap between your vehicle and the median? Good Judgement? Hmpph… And wait- this awesome racer will not go with the regular traffic flow, but will cut across vehicles twice his size in nano seconds to reach the other end of the road – in order to have a tender coconut!!!

Taking a turn when the board explicitly forbids it

3.If you escaped the other two situations , you would definitely have encountered the following one. Ceterus paribus (all things remaining the same) imagine cruising along the road at a normal speed, probably trying to get to office on time – I am sure you would have met this girl. She is a skinny coy girl, head bent down and crossing the road, unaware that you are coming at her in your luxury contraption. As you grapple with the wheel to avoid hitting this helpless girl – you find out that she was on auto-pilot as she crossed the road, head bent down – not because she was timid to make eye contact, but because she was texting! First-aid knowledge? Maybe a little …

Like I said before, you just have to be more talented to drive in India. You need more soft skills like – thinking out of the box (which you will have to do sometimes in self-defense) , physical skills like – good neuro-muscular coordination and extremely high reflexes, and a spiritual side too – an instant connection to the power above to save the many lives that you meet on a daily basis – on the road. And I forgot to mention the one quality stands between you and raging Insanity – Patience.

Woe betide you if you are a woman. Every man across every section of the society subscribes to the one opinion that – if something has gone wrong, it must be YOUR fault. The oestrogen. It does not matter if the guy in front of is tipsy after a little drink or just wallowing in his own EGO . He will unashamedly ask you ” I wonder why they grant licenses to women?”. And if you are wearing Sunglasses, the average Indian male registers your presence as a visually challenged person. So for women, the quality mentioned above alleviates to -Extreme patience.

Well to give you a fair idea, the 3 situations mentioned above are not stand alone situations. They happen all at once. The 2 buses coming at you, a bike guy trying to squeeze in between, and when you come out of the blind spot – you spot the “blind” girl walking slowly towards her destination. Add to this the separate rules that exist for the autorickshaws, the pedestrians who eat into the roads because there are no platforms, the people fitting banners and flags, the dug up roads, the cacophony of horns – You are finally in the everyday¬†Indian¬†driving situation!

Bikes, Autorickshaws and Cars - each trying to overtake the other. The Buses are missing...

I seriously believe that if you can drive in India, your skills are definitely easy to adjust anywhere else in the world. It is just like a video game – but the difference being – the first level is just as complicated as the last, and that you have just one life instead of three!!!

The other side of the fence…

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I captured this during a boat ride at Mudaliarkuppam , Madras.  As we passed this herd of cows peacefully sauntering along the backwaters ,  grazing the little grass that seems to populate their side of the bank, I am sure they were thinking Рis the grass greener on the other side?

Is the grass greener on the other side?

Unspoilt

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I think this was just a fluke shot – capturing the whole scene as it is. The blue skies, spongy scattered clouds, islands of greenery, the waterway converging into the horizon and a small boat to the side – the only clue that people did trespass here. The whole image just seems so correct and so unspoilt!!

Blue skies, white clouds, vast expanse of water, green trees and a small bright boat at the side...

Peaceful co-existence

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I took this photo from behind a tree as I saw this rare sight of peaceful coexistence at a small farm in the outskirts of Madras. The farmer goes about his work with the huge tractor, tilling the soil . The birds maybe  used to his presence Рare not intimidated into taking flight, but rather wait expectantly for some tasty tidbits (read earthworms and other slithery friends) that the wheels of the tractor may turn up.

The man, the machine and the birds...

Vintage car rally…

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While going on a long drive – I chanced upon these cars returning from a Vintage car show held at Pondicherry. I know nothing of their make / brand / details – but still they were appealing enough for a quick click.

Vintage car 1
Vintage car 2
Vintage car 3
Vintage car 4
Vintage car 5
and finally Vintage car # 6

I missed out on a few more interesting cars – vintage or not, they were quite fast ūüôā !

The Sun, the sea and the self

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This picture taken with a point and shoot camera is one of my favorites. The vast expanse of the sea, the Sun gracefully rising behind the clouds, the bright reflection ¬†on the waters, and the small boat in the background. The picture makes me¬†realize¬†how small man is in comparison to nature. Cliched as it may sound – it is only when you see the richness that nature has to offer, that you consider chipping off at least small blocks of your great human ego…

The Sun, the sea and the self